What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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women's rights

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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