two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

where's mom I killed her

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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