What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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