- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Im taking a shit right now.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

i just wrote this so hard

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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