Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Anti Joke

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