- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Where's my tractor?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Jeff

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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