Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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Fat people

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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