Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Sammi suck kyles chode

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Adele walks into the stables

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Women's Rights

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

kcuf read it backwards

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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