- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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