This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Sammi suck kyles chode

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Adele walks into the stables

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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