- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Fat people

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Whats two plus two? Miles

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