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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

So, this joke isn't funny.

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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Your social life.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

My parents have an open marriage.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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