- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

So, this joke isn't funny.

Your social life.

My parents have an open marriage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

where's mom I killed her

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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