Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Choir.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

A man walked into a bar owch

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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