- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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