What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Politics

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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