- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

You and your parents are going to die today

Firgen and the blung brigade

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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