- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

I have suicidal thoughts

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

how man

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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