What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Guess what. Chicken butt.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What did the fish say after he

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Hitler

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