- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Brain fart

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Knock knock, COME IN!

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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