Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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