- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

HURT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table