how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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kesha is a virgin.

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Hitler

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Nice belt.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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