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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole