What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Justin Bieber

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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why does column have a letter n?

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My life :(

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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Nice belt.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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