whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

How come grilled cheese?

have you ever had african food? neither have they

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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