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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

How did th-A fridge.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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