- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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