- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why does life suck? Because it does

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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get in the car.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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