A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Cows are land manatees.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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nipple

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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