- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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