What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

National security?

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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