What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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racism...deal with it!

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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darude- sandstorm

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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