- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Poop

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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