- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

once upon a time, it snowed

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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