- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

This one time at band camp music was played.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

baby seal walks into a club

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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