- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Choir.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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