Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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