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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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