- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

vaginas

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??