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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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