- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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