knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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You will not press the like button.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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men's rights.

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Anti Joke

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