Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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civil rights

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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How would you rule?

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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GADZOOKS!

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Butt poop.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Anti Joke

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