Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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You

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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