- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Michel Moor on a die...

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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