Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Nickelback

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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world peace

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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