What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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