What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Butt poop.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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