- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

This is not a joke.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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