What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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your mom died.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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