- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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