- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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