What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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