how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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This is not a joke.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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