HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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