- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Please? No.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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