- Anti Joke

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!