- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

Womens rights !

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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