What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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