giddy goat

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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How are cars made? By magic.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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