- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

sorry got to poo

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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