Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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