- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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