Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

PSN IS UP

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Where's my baby??

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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