If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

are you saying pam, or pan?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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