Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

A possesed goat: "moo"

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

The WNBA

women's rights.

24

whats yellow? lots of things.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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