Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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The person below me is weird.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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A man buys a prius

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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