- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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