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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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