Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Lets go Yankees

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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fduck

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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