Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Smeg...

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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