How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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woman's rights

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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