- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

This is a joke setup.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

what do you call gingers ugly.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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