- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Me Neither.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

cats are pussies

What's brown and sticky? A stick

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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